i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

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